So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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