i think i have two assholes
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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