Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She bit a glass in half.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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