sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This baby is an asshole
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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