That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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