so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Welp...herpes.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
