i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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