Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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