Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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