omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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