You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
how does that bad decision feel?
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