Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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