you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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