I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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