this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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