Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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