I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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