Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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