Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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