He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
