Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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