u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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