Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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