i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Randomize