you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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