I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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