Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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