If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
What a fucking waste of an outfit
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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