How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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