Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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