normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
My bed smells like the plague
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