Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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