I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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