found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How many fucks given?
0.12846
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
