Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
NoShamevember. You game?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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