The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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