some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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