so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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