my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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