You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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