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(714): View more from California

I think I am morally bankrupt

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees

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(732): View more from New Jersey

a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?

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(585): View more from New York

Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.

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(206): View more from Washington

In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.

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(408): View more from California

just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation

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