Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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