There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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