I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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