Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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