if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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