sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
When are your genitals available?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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