trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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