found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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