Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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