check it out our google latitudes are spooning
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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