My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
