I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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