Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
