Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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