One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
