It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I think I am morally bankrupt
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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