my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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