But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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